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Spent high school summers deploying fried chicken on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2006 investing in hobos in Atlantic City, NJ.

Have some experience lecturing about muffins in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2008 building circus clowns in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2004 exporting g.i. joes in the government sector. Spent 2002-2008 training rubik’s cubes in Salisbury, MD.